Friday, February 13, 2009

Low Crotch Leggings

Some person named Katie sent me this photo because she hates me. These are called "low crotch leggings".

Great. Now I'm barfing up my Egg McMuffin.

Okay, I see a couple of things wrong with this garment. the first, and most obvious flaw is the "low crotch" part. I'm grateful that I can't see her uterus, but I don't relish the idea that she's just shat herself either. Secondly, is this actually a leotard or something? It goes all the way up under her awful half shirt!

Nice boots, though.

1 comment:

  1. My hatred for you burns so intensely that every time I see leggings as pants, I think about your awful face. Now I have an outlet with which to express my hatred. Thank God! I'm going to show up to your wedding in white lace leggings and keds. You watch.