Some person named Katie sent me this photo because she hates me. These are called "low crotch leggings".
Great. Now I'm barfing up my Egg McMuffin.
Okay, I see a couple of things wrong with this garment. the first, and most obvious flaw is the "low crotch" part. I'm grateful that I can't see her uterus, but I don't relish the idea that she's just shat herself either. Secondly, is this actually a leotard or something? It goes all the way up under her awful half shirt!
Nice boots, though.
My hatred for you burns so intensely that every time I see leggings as pants, I think about your awful face. Now I have an outlet with which to express my hatred. Thank God! I'm going to show up to your wedding in white lace leggings and keds. You watch.
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